New Personal Project Posted

I found this on McSweeney’s (where else do I find inspiration, people. I mean, really?!

It’s my take on the hell that is telephone interactive voice menus called “Please Listen Carefully, Because Our Menu Options Have Changed and Are Also a Hellish, Kafkaesque Experiment Developed to Test the Effects of Psychological Warfare” by David Rosow and Michael Ward, and you can listen to it here.